Because my life is anything but normal....

About Me

                         Who am I? 

The answer to that is probably really complicated.

Like math.

Math makes my head explode. I am Kris. 

Part mom, part super-hero, part comedian, part evil genius, mostly geek, and all crazy. I'm happily married with two children . I'm older than I look and waaaaaay older than I act. I will try anything once (and usually blog about it). I have a love/hate relationship with everything in life and I find just about everything funny, forgive me in advance because I truly am incapable of seriousness most of the time.

I'm a Jill-of-all-trades, which is just a kind way of saying that I never figured out what I wanted to be when I grow up. Currently, I'm working in interior decorating, computer programming/repair, jewelry making, blogging, and art. I have a very high IQ, although I've never actually aspired to use it for anything other than knowing everything I can. I've worn many hats (including tattoo artist, burger flipper, teen model, and degenerate), and I still don't know if I ever want to do one thing for the rest of my life. The only think I can guarantee is that growing up is for losers.... and adults.... xD 

My life is absolute chaos on a GOOD day. I'm the proud owner of two dysfunctional children, an overly emotional dog , a cat who fully believes that everyone was put on this earth to serve him, and a husband who seems to understand my twisted logic more and more each day.

I laugh hard, I love hard, I play hard, I break shit when I'm mad.....

          And this blog is just about all the things 

that happen in my life.